Christmas gifts

A Christmas present from an erotic shop works when it is clearly a gift first and a toy second. That is why the sets do so well in December: a box with a candle, an oil and a small toy reads as thoughtful on the sofa, where a single loud object reads as a hint. The lingerie and the couples toys are for the person you share the sofa with, and the advent calendar is for the one you want to keep entertained all month.

Order in time

Orders leave within 24 hours on working days. Delivery then takes one to two working days in Portugal, one to three in Spain, two to three in Germany and France, two to four in Belgium and three to four in the Netherlands. Carriers slow down in the last ten days before Christmas, so treat 15 December as the safe cut-off everywhere. Portugal and Spain can stretch to the 18th; do not rely on it.

The advent calendar

Twenty four doors, a toy or an accessory behind each, one for every day of December. It is a limited edition, and every year it is the calendars that sell out first, usually before the end of October. If you want one, this is not the product to leave until the last week.

Under fifty euros

The Secret Play box with a bullet, a feather and dice for fifteen euros, the Nuei Let's Play sets for twenty seven, the Shunga Fruity Kisses kit for forty, and the Satisfyer Pro 2 for thirty two, which is the single most given toy in this shop for a reason: it works on the first evening without a manual.

Fifty to a hundred and fifty

The Shunga Sweet Kisses and Naughtier kits for fifty five and seventy, a Fun Factory Stronic for forty three, a Fleshlight GO for him at fifty seven, the Lelo Sona 2 at a hundred, the Lelo Smart Wand 2 at a hundred and forty six, and the advent calendar at a hundred and thirty four.

Discreet at the door and under the tree

Every parcel arrives in a plain box with no logo and no sender name. It does not look like a Christmas present when it arrives, which is the point: it can wait on a hall table for two weeks without anyone asking. Wrap it yourself; the boxes inside are made to be wrapped.